Marie Roda’s ‘The Challenge: Final Reckoning’ Recap: All Hail Queen Kam* Betches

The episode begins in my favorite area of the Challenge house: my own. We get a quick view into the Queen’s quarters before soon recapping last week. If you missed it: Shane did a lot of unfounded politicking for Team Big Brother , and after his efforts exited unappreciated by Davonne, he announced her a b* tch and showed war.

This week, we pick up right where we left off in the midst of #ShaDays contended. Nelson doesn’t understand why Shane called a woman a b* tch because he’s V respectful … but I’ve personally been called a b* tch by Nelson multiple times … and vice-versa…. So there’s that.

We head to Armageddon with little thought as to who is going in because of all the nomination disarray.( Well, you’re clueless. We all knew, formerly nominations would finish up, we’d all scoot around the house weighing votes like bookies .) TJ had revealed that Tori/ Derrick received the most votes and Tori is PISSED. Cara, NOT MARIE, told Tori our team would vote for Angela/ Faith. With half of our matchup exposed, the illuminates perk up and prove Brad/ Kyle, Angela/ Faith, and SLOSS are Torick’s alternatives to vie against. Kyle is confident he and Brad will fare well if announced down( hard attention roller) and Angela/ Faith/ myself are scandalized when Torrick opts SLOSS. Some people like to take the road less traveled( Tori) and others( ME) like to take whatever shortcut/ easy alternative is most easily accessible. To each their own, I say!

Long story short, Sylvia and Joss triumph, but not before a handful of shoot members knock Derrick one last-place duration. Tori isn’t afraid of Redemption because the last time there was a redemption, her brand-new boo Jordan won the entire demo. Well Tori, you’re with your old-time boo D-rock here, so good luck!

At the saving home, everyone is appalled to see Tori/ Derrick walk in. Tori excuses everyone is playing a “scared” game, and my girl Cara is going a lot of suffering from her “allies.” See Cara, they don’t like you either. Quick note on the whole “scared” game concept: When there’s a million dollars on the line( or a weekly paycheck) riddances ARE creepy. If “were losing” in an excreting … you’re eliminated( or on this season) sent to Boot camp with CT and Paulie. Two alternatives I have no interest in.

Back at the main house, the Bad Girls can’t believe they’re still in the game, and I basically name the entire house as my “friend alliance.” I can’t be used to help that I’m favourite! Kam lets us know she has a program and that it concerns her is becoming more badass than any Challenge guy, ever. Tony lets us know he ONLY has Brad/ Kyle, Amanda/ Zach and oh yeah, Johnny as a partner. BOO F* CKING HOO, TONY.

We head off to our next challenge, and today’s recreation is “dig deep.” I silently pray there will be coffins committed again. This objection will be played in two teams, but exclusively one duet on the triumphing crew will win. Get it? Amanda and Zach get to pick which squad they want to play on and they chose the side with two male/ male units. I understand. I don’t dig , nor do I use my sentiment often … good choice.

The challenge begins, and I am not amused. My hope was to stand as close to the sand wall as is practicable “ve been trying to” blend in with hopes I can claw my way out when necessary. In the other shaft, Brad has taken the persona as captain and Kyle as cheerleader. Brad’s “Oh my gods” gives people life, and Kyle necessity EVERYONE TO STAY CALM.

Actual footage of Kyle :

Kam and Shane employed their heads together and are able to finish their problem while my crew is knocking blockages together like 2-year-old children. Cara of course endeds the hardest problem and I’m happy she’s my partner. I don’t cherish Cara, BUT I do adoration Cara the competitor.

Kayleigh and Kam run for the finish line and drum their entire unit there. GIRL POWER !! The camera washes to a shot of me climbing out of the shaft with Tony and Johnny’s help, but this is not true. We shot this after the challenge was over with Drone–Johnny and Tony were jostle me back into the shaft. D* cks.

TJ congratulates Kay/ Kam on their triumph, and they instantly let us know they have a team in psyche to cast their supremacy voting time. The face I move says it all.. Oh word? WHAT IS KAM’S PLAN ?! I HATE SECRETS. Either lane, the rookies are SHOOK.

At home, Kam wants to use her poll to save people? Since we’re all so scared to go in, Kam lets us know she is either voting SLOSS or Kyle/ Brad with the notion that no one else will gamble voting them. This crew squat happened post-bar, so I was truly upset and CONFUSED. Kam is brilliant and Sylvia is a great cryer.

*** Likewise: None OF YOU ARE MY FRIENDS! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME TO PUT BAGGIER CLOTHES ON OR STAND UP STRAIGHT ?! TRUST. NO ONE. B* tches will love to see you fat.

Kam sells her program like NOBODY ELSE as we all scramble to figure out our referendums. Bet you’re all calling her Queen Kam now !! The rookies decide to flame on each other because, well, that was their only option. The residue of us had previously been fastened ours down. Nominations leads as follows and Kams plan seems to have no shortcomings … various kinds of like her scalp.( Mind you, I am still clueless that a design dwelt .)

After nominations Kam’s plan is discovered and I am dumbfounded. I am also kind of pretty pissed that I was mostly the only person not allowed in on the schedule, but Cara was right: don’t ever tell me trade secrets in significant challenges residence … or ever.

Listening in, Angela and Jozea learn their fate and inform that one of the rookie squads WILL be coming back to this house tonight. Angela announces us strong mentally and physically and OF COURSE the camera pans to me. I am OKAY with this. Fortunately, my archway reached me seem much skinnier than 2 commercials ago. Either mode, rookies are pee-pee .. and KAM IS STILL QUEEN.

At Armageddon, Faith and Angela get the most votes with Kam/ Kay residence their superpower poll with them. Since they burned on Big Brother , this rookie partnership is about to come front to front. BUT WAIT–TJ ALSO HAS A Plan. This season, mercenaries are back … and this time, they take our spot.

Queue the slow-mo entering and in walks Ashley and Hunter. Ashley reminds us she won the last demo she was on, but we can already tell by her weave. GIRL LOOKS GOOD !!

We end right before the riddance begins … but I think this episode gave us everything we wanted….. AND # TYB. I CANNOT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK. Leave explains below! I need to know if you’re as provoked as I am !!!

XoXo

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