You people. I don’t know what we did to oblige the ABC Gods so pleased to see you both the coming week, but the Bachelor bulletin is earnestly nonstop. Yesterday, the information ended that Bekah Martinez, the little gremlin that thankfully escaped Arie, is pregnant. This obviously cleared up her had decided to skip Bachelor In Paradise , but we were still left with some important questions about her tie-in. Other than the facts of the case that they created a fetus together, we really don’t know much about Bekah and her boys. Well, thanks to an illuminating commentary from barb1 994( thanks fam !) and some lamp Instagram stalking, I have a theory to probe: is Bekah M married to Grayston already?
Sound crazy? That’s because it is. But boy oh boy, Grayston’s Instagram has some interesting information to unpack. First of all, did we know that he’s a rock climbing teacher? He’s currently improving his own bouldering gym from the ground up, so at the least the son has ambition. Okay, sorry, back to the( alleged) bridal. On September 4th, Grayston( still not over this appoint ugh) posted two Instagrams that need some serious analysis.
In the first photo, we are only have some evidences to go on. By that, I mean that this looks like a damn uniting photo. Like, the types of uniting photo that a 23 -year-old who’s into meditation and sh* t like that would want to have. Notice the strategic placement of Bekah’s gigantic hat over her then-secret baby lump! While this is the cuter photo of the two, the second largest one is where happenings actually get interesting.
WHAT? In the photo, Grayston( still ew) and Bekah are still wearing their hippie uniting clothes, and the caption is a joke about literally being married !! With a caption like this, they’re either married, or Grayston is purposely trolling Bachelor nation. Too bad he’s in a relationship, because it seems like he’d do well with the psychos on these shows.
Alas, it looks like Grayston really is just a troll after all. In an Instagram story on Tuesday, he said that they’re not actually married. Maybe for the best, considering that less than a year ago Bekah was on a reality prove looking for love with someone else. In happening, until like two months ago, Bekah did Grayston retain his Instagram private so people wouldn’t know they were together. They can do whatever they want, but it seems a little soon to get married.
Another day, another Bachelor superstition busted. It’s hard work we do here, but it’s important. For now, we’ll exactly enjoy the next few months of maternity photos from Bekah, which will hopefully tide us over until we get to meet Colton’s batch of
Instagram thots hopeless nostalgics. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Paradise already?
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