In defence of pretentiousness | Dan Fox

The long speak: In an age that venerates the genuine, it has become a slur for all seasons the easy-going behavior to tear down the poseurs and announce youre not one of them. But without it, life is indeed very dull indeed

Pretentiousness is always someone elses crime. Its never a felony in the first party. You might officer to the odd personality mistake; the occasional pirouette of self-deprecation is nothing if not good manners. Most likely one of those imperfections nobody sentiment owning up to, something that looks charming in the right circumstances. Being absent-minded. A bad dancer. Incomplete to a large gin after project. But being ostentatious? Thats premier-league obnoxious, the team-mate of arrogance, condescension, careerism and pomposity. Conceit brunches with fraudulence and arrogance, and patronizes for baubles with the pseudo and the vacuous.

Undoubtedly youre the style to take an interest in the world around you. Envisage about what gets you out of the house at weekends. Is it dirt-biking or brewing aircraft ales? Maybe bird-spotting, kickboxing, seeing medieval churches, or attending cosplay convenings garmented as Harry Potter. Perhaps its skill appreciation, eat baking, five-a-side football, astronomy, philately, writing erotic fan-fiction, playing soldiers from the solace of your sofa in Call of Duty, metal-detecting, larping, flowing, playing darts, preventing goldfish, reading up on Countries of the middle east politics, cabinet prepare, reinstating old hi-fi equipment, reading Russian, amateur spectaculars, pickling veggies, growing cacti, knitting, memorizing the clarinet, free rise, standup comedy, philosophy night world-class, caravanning, consulting the tarot, fly-fishing, yoga, DJing, realise ceramic Toby jugs, designing your own robes, photographing antique American diners for your Instagram feed, following college athletics, floristry, compiling true-crime volumes, racing 1970 s muscle autoes, or watching old silent cinemas. Whatever it is you do, Ill bet youd never think it pretentious. Thats because you do it, and pretense never self-identifies.

Pretentiousness happens over there. In the channel he writes. In her music savor. In the method they dress. And who hasnt before described a person, plaza or situation as pretentious? Right-thinking tribe curl up and die if accused of committing it. Always pejorative, the word ostentatious is easy-going shorthand for rejecting romances, play-acts and movies. Its used to slag off music, bitch about what a person is wearing or rubbish the decor in a hotel.Scan the culture sheet in a major newspaper and likely as not youll find the word lurk in a film re-examine or sentiment piece substantiating slasheds to artistries funding. It is ammunition for livid one-star Yelp.com restaurant reviews and is a character trait strenuously disclaimed in online dating profiles. You can reek it in the air when objections are made about something is just too arty, and listen the suction of inevitability as it gloms onto the word elitist.

Actor Hugh Grant tells listeners to BBC Radio 4s Film Programme in 2012 why the films of Jean-Luc Godard are ostentatious nonsense. Marisa Gerber, reporting on the proper way to enunciate their lists of Hispanic neighborhoods in Los Angeles, was found that no one can seem to agree if exploiting the Spanish accent is respectful or ostentatious( LA Times, 7 May 2013 ). Theo Hobson declares atheism to be an ideology thats pretentious and muddled. The Italian legislator Maurizio Gasparri reasons outrage as he tweets that the English are pretentious pricks when Italy beat England in the 2014 World Cup. Pulitzer prize-winning novelist Anthony Doerr tells Michelle Dean that he grew up where to call yourself a writer would be ostentatious Journalist Ruth Dudley Edwards acquaints her readers that her prevail imagines about the writer Salman Rushdie are that he is self-important, pretentious, attention-seeking and ungrateful( Daily Mail, 19 June 2007 ). On BBC 5 Live in 2009, Richard Bacon gets to grasps with an issue that has ruffled humanity for centuries: Is wine over-rated and ostentatious?

The pretentious flaws of others verify your own intellectual or aesthetic expertise. Simultaneously, their fakery foreground the contours of your down-to-earth reference and righteous ordinariness. It is your plateau speaking that attains you trustworthy. That people ostentatious usage of words obscures the fact that they do not have anything of substance to say.

It is axiomatic that pretentiousness prepares no one review good. But pretense is measured using prejudiced metrics. The baselines against which accuracy and pretentiousness are calibrated vary wildly. Antipretension reviewers conscript statements such as logic, ground, and the facts of the case, to make their assessments seem objective. The accuser of assertion naturally believing themselves to be the real treat, in property of an trained and detecting judgment believes that somewhere else in the world there is a genuine article that the ostentatious situation or person aspires to be, but is falling short of or inflating it.

This accuser rarely itemises both what is being aspired to, and just why it is that the subject in question has failed to make the grade. When person or persons decides that a restaurant is pretentious, the authentic restaurant to which its being equated and the values that cater The One True Restaurant with its bona fide are seldom revealed. The partiality is to understand it as the cousin of insincerity, one of the dark prowess of charlatanry. To be pretentious is to be deceitful, untrustworthy. If a book on pretentiousness is regarded pretentious , no lesson of a plain-speaking, salt-of-the-earth analyse of the topic “il give”. There is no need. Pretension only is.


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Illustration: Michael Kirkham/ Heart

Pretension sets the amateur against health professionals in video games rigged by habit, qualifications and institutional admiration. Puncture the word pretentious and out scampers a bestiary of class nervousness; suspicions about getting above your depot, and policing those suspected of trying to migrate from their social background. The message is inclination to fit psychological attitudes towards economic and social difference, and used as shorthand in arguings over authenticity, elitism and populism. In the arts, pretentiousness is the firebrand of magic are exploited by scheming cultural mandarins to keep the great unwashed at bay. Its a space of saying that contemporary skill is a con and that subtitled cinemas are difficult that they do not appeal to everyone and therefore must be aimed at the sorts of people who think they are better than everyone else.

Arguing about regulates, regulations and right or wrong ways of doing things is one way of talking about the amateur and health professionals; social categories that establish pretentiousness an even knottier concern. The professional is licensed by practice, entitlement, coin, the amount of time spent to be employed in a particular field. They can avoid the charge of pretense because they work in an official ability. The amateur, on the other side, might only do a certain thing at weekends or in the evenings, often free of charge and out of interest. The amateur doesnt have the right credentials, so trying to do what the professional does might open them to accusations of being ostentatious, of stepping above their terminal. Pretension is an issue of optics: the cynic appreciates assertion as a imitation. The optimist scenes it as innocent, tragicomic, an excess of effort.

Saying that a person is pretentious can be a path of announcing out the trappings and absurdities of influence. Its a space of undermining the authorities concerned that they have slotted themselves with. It is also a way of forewarning them not to get above themselves. Employed as an revile, its an informal implement of class surveillance, a stick with which to beat someone for putting on airs and graces. Where the word pretentious differs from claiming is that it carries with it the bite of class sellout, especially in the UK, where class is a neurosis as much as a give of social conditions. If being authentic is considered a morality what we should strive to be in civilization then being ostentatious is deemed to be a cover-up, a face-palm to your background.

The horror that class movement elicits in people is almost tribal, as if it is a renunciation of your family and friends. To hint the individual is pretentious is to say theyre behaving in ways theyre not qualified for through experience or economic status. Pretension is tied up with class, which is not just a question of money and how you waste it. Class is about how your identity is constructed in relationship to the world around you, and the resources used in order to do that.

To accuse person of pretentiousness, of trying to stand out, proves the fact that you fit in with everyone else. Because conceit is measured against the baseline standard of the accuser, there is an assumption that pretense always commits scrabbling up the class ladder. Pretension is taken to be synonymous with snobbery.

But claims to ordinariness and salt-of-the-earth dignity are themselves ostentatious. The assumption that putting your aitches, alleging a enjoy of inexpensive lager over a fine wine, or handled cheese over parmesan, will see you seem unspoiled or somehow more gritty, is classic downwardly mobile play-acting. Anti-intellectualism is a condescension just like anti-pretension; the anti-intellectual is often anxious not to be recognized as part of an developed nobility, the kind of person that they suspect utilizes ideas and usage to maintain a position of power.


To live in major cities in the west is to be surrounded by claims to accuracy. Were encouraged to look for the real spate, and not get beguiled by the ersatz bud of assertion. Authenticity is a shape of dominion; a legitimacy of speech, dress, activity. It promises air tickets to the truth. Stores, restaurants, real estate, and a variety of leisure activities all promise the bona fide, the genuine, the real McCoy. Being genuine is a morality and buying into it is a demonstration of fiscal shrewdness.

In 2015, a billboard promote hair styling commodities in Shoreditch, east London, declared that Pretence is an Offence. Its a ham-fisted appeal to a non-existent link between young people and artistic legitimacy, ignoring the fact that many large-scale metropolitans are theatres of pretension. Structures imitate building from past ages or other areas of the world. Patronizes and eateries strive to evoke emotional atmospheres based on historical periods from back when life was honest and true-life to promise an experience in excess of the goods on offer.

Marketing pulls shoppers particularly urban, middle-class ones with plays of linguistic pretence. The home-made, the natural, the organic, and the farm-raised play on fictions of our own ecological officials responsible for the food we buy, or nostalgia for dinners just like your mum maybe never seen. The natural and organic possess a kind of earthy legitimacy, or do the job of stand-ins for other cultures.( In a New York branch of Whole Foods I once construed white asparagus described on the storage description as preferred by Europeans, as if to suggest that buying it would confer both nutritional significance and an appreciation for some murky notion of European edification .)

Pretension is a name game. Ogle at the sizing terms used by Starbucks grande , venti , trenta designed to form you think of Milanese coffee bars rather than the grisly airfield terminal in the Midwest that youre stuck in. Think of the exotic and romantic evocations mentioned by incenses and aftershaves Oriental Lace, Euphoria, La Nuit de lHomme, Midnight Poison, Possession or the cod-Latin names that businesses and healthcare providers give themselves for ersatz gravitas. Verizon, Protiviti, Diageo, Novartis, Celera, Hospira, Aetna; they just identifies designed to prepare “youre thinking about” venerable institutions whose company headquarters have neoclassical facades and wood-panelled places filled with leather-bound encyclopaedias , not bland glass-and-steel constructs in out-of-town business parks.

Car appoints afford deliciously illogical lessons. Ford Aspire, Citroen Picasso, Lincoln Navigator, Honda Element, Austin Allegro, Oldsmobile Starfire, Toyota Highlander, Jeep Renegade, Buick Wildcat, Ferrari Testarossa, Porsche Cayenne, VW Scirocco, Dodge Charger, Chevrolet Cavalier, Plymouth Fury Golden Commando, Vauxhall Tigra, Kia Picanto, Renault Captor, Mitsubishi Shogun. The refers are patently ridiculous. Will you become a feudal Japanese general as you do the school operate behind the rotation of a Shogun? Thats for you and your grip on reality to decide, but these pretences speak of the powerful enticement of lifestyle, of chasing proximity to prosperity or esteem( although not in the case of the workaday Shogun ).

The original intend of the word esteem was an misconception or conjuring trick, from the Latin praestigium a delusion. The deception is in ever-deferred hopes of personal edification through buy. Its there in advertising campaigns that use the radicalism of a previous period that are intended to sell the products of today the absorption of breach and dissidence into just more categories of purchaser importances. Because youre special. Because youre worth noting. Aspiration is the sense of dislocation between our current regime and what we hope will acquire life easier, more acceptable. To shut this breach, we play roles that might help us appear we are living a more standard life. We might close that gap with a pastime, the course we submitted ourselves on social media, a space of garment, or in the meat we dine. Pretentiousness defines a certain degree of disorganization between our circumstances and the portrait we are trying to project.

Tattoos and a Crass strip T-shirt no longer, as they formerly did, distinguish you out as person or persons committed to the principles of a revolutionary lifestyle living in a squatting, becoming vegan, rebuffing the comforts of gathering in order to pursue alternative solutions perception of civilization. The westerner who knows the difference between soba and ramen noodles is not inevitably an adventurous traveller, conversant in the cuisine of eastern Asia. This insight can instead be an ostentatious presentation of endurance for cultural difference. That Korean bibimbap or proper British fish and chips preferably told in a mockney accent may taste good but it doesnt represent you a better human being.

Style has always been a question of survival in metropolitans. It is a way of navigating other parties and engraving your own area. There is pleasure to be had in playing with it. But there is a serious cognitive dissonance between international efforts we put into controlling our portrait and, at the same age, claiming faithfulnes to clarity and authenticity.


Cultural omnivores are what sociologists call those members of the middle class who can access, invited to attend, know and feel confident about employing a broad range of culture remarks from the popular to the esoteric, from the local to the international. Step out in a antique Run DMC T-shirt, have lunch at an Ethiopian restaurant, check out an exhibit of Brazilian modernist art, and intention the day at a prohibit styled after a 1920 s speakeasy. A genuinely pluralist outlook on life might motivate these interests. But it also speaks loudly to privilege; the privileges of education, jaunt and leisure time that coin allows.

In 2014, the New York-based collective K-Hole groupings of artists operating in the register of a trend forecasting group produced Youth Mode: A Report on Freedom. Youth Mode was contended that we live in an era of mass indie, the assimilation of once alternative and independent forms of youth culture into the mainstream, and that personal phrase through pattern or music smell no longer carries the subcultural load it formerly did. One solution to this problem, K-Hole indicated, might be called normcore, a strategy of assimilation into different communities rather than supporting individual self-expression. Fitting in “wouldve been” the new standing out. Normcore was misread at the time as its own mandate to dress boringly, to wear Gap cargo shorts or nondescript sportswear, but what K-Hole was driving at was an idea of adaptability, of garmenting the place depending on the context.

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Illustration: Michael Kirkham/ Heart

Class, lifestyle and the judgement of pretension are clearly series to questions of penchant. If whats pretentious for one person is innovative or enthralling for another, is debating pretentiousness simply only a different way of speak about penchant? Simply up to a quality. If the word ostentatious is used to define a person or circumstance operating outside the legitimate borders of their class or qualifications, then thats an operation of socially mode delicacy. This dress or that movie is in bad taste because its failing to use the right class systems properly. Ideas of delicacy are more broad to fully include the reasons why pretence prompts such strong culture allergies. A more specific refute might be found in the adjective sophisticated, which are frequently gets working together with penchant to describe a refined insight or liking for complexity.

The class politics of edification are inseparable from its sex politics, wrote Joseph Litvak in Strange Gourmets, in 1997. Litvak points out how a glance at the dictionary is all it takes to recall that sophistication in fact symbolizes perversion. For though finesse might nowadays be defined most easily as worldliness, as the opposite of naivety, its older signify, as well as its normative implication, deriving from the rhetorical oddity known as sophistry, is corruption or adulteration.

In medieval Latin, the verb sophisticare was used in relation to the fraudulent tamper of goods, specially food. At the start of the 18 th century, the use of sophisticated shifted to mean something deprived of a primitive or natural state. Unsophisticated meant something genuine, but shifted to mean a person who was ingenuous or inexperienced. In the 19 th century, the idea of something being altered likewise became associated with knowledge or refinement.

Pretentiousness shares with sophistication a persisting sense of unnaturalness; something faked, professing, tampered with. Litvak presses the notion that sophistication connected to falsification in the sexual feel, and therefore carries with it a latent homophobic commission. The association of finesse with a sort of urbane and knowing behaviour get fortified each time ad and journalism, disliking as they do the pretentious and the trendy, derisively dangle before their audience the perennially unpopular figure of the snot-nosed( ie homosexual) salesman in the upscale store. Pretension shows insincerity. People are not playing like themselves, preferably, their lying urbanity is trampling all over your plain-speaking truth.


Being pretentious is rarely pernicious to anyone. Alleging others of it is. You can use the word ostentatious as a weapon with which to bludgeon other folks inventive exertions, but in slamming them down these allegations will smash in your hand and out will hemorrhage your own anxieties, prejudices and unquestioned assumptions. And that is why pretentiousness questions. It is a false memorandum of objective ruling, and where reference is hoops we are in a position discover what society prices in culture, hear how we see our individual selves.

What we are reluctant to admit is that culture would have no colour without conceit. It would be a lifeless color of Gap store beige. The doors to imagination would be kept locked close-fisted in dread of determining behind them something that transgresses the consensus over what is an acceptable creative routine, what is an acceptable barroom to booze at, what is an acceptable duo of shoes to wear to work.

Pretension can be found in all goes of life, and its not just struggles of values and flavors that are waged with it. It ailments the arts, definitely, but too politics, belief and sport.( Anyone who has enjoyed listening to veteran football commentator Ray Hudson can attest to the inventive panache of ostentatious boasts reporting. Its a Bernini sculpture of a aim, that rivals the Ecstasy of Saint Teresa, a magisterial hit by an master! was how Hudson once described a match-winning destination tallied by Ronaldinho for Barcelona .) Pretension gets sticky with a mess of distasteful attributes; narcissism, lying, fanfare, hypothesi, snobbery, selfish individualism. These are not synonyms for one another. The pretentious are also those who heroic being different, whether thats making a stand against inventive consensus or participating in the gauntlet of catching the last bus residence on a Saturday night dressed differently to everyone else.

Pretentiousness topics because of what it uncovers about how your identity refers to everyone elses. And hard though it may be to accept, being pretentious is a part of what we do every day. Pretentiousness preserves life fascinating. Without the permissions it leaves the licence to try new know-hows, to experiment with impressions, to see if you want to live your life a different way people from different forms of backgrounds “isnt gonna be” exposed to difference, to new ideas or the histories of their chosen plain. A rich culture maintained by people who dedicate their lives to it, often with little reward or recognition, is a pretentious one.

Pretentiousness: Why It Trouble is published on 10 February by Fitzcarraldo Editions

Main portrait: Michael Kirkham/ Heart

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