Most beings oblige some kind of New Years solvings that have the probability of being maintained thats equal to that of an ice cube staying cool in sauna. But what about the interests of the animal kingdom? Shouldnt they have points, extremely?
And perhaps work on my confidence, but its not easy when people are always interrogating my quality. Whos a good boy? Who wants to go for a step? Do they conceive Im an jackas? Who WOULDNT want to go for a foot. 3) Shark
Well, I attained last years goal of boozing more irrigate and feeing less surfers, but gives be real. If some guy came into your house in a Speedo, wouldnt you try to defend yourself? 4) Spider
No more climbing waterspouts assignment learned. I intend, clown me once, disgrace on me. Fool me twice? You know the rest. I repute I genuinely want to work on my skill, you know? Perhaps take a class in entanglement pattern? 5) T-Rex
I actually want to be able to hug. And reach the toilet tissue when Im sitting on the lavatory. Or maybe be able to pass the salt without my whole torso heaving over the counter. 6) Rabbit
You know what I’m saying?( Wink, wink …) But seriously, Im eventually going to learn how to oblige kale microchips. I entail, lettuce is great and carrots help with my eyesight, but I need to jump on the kale wagon instead of every other rabbit I consider. 7) Sloth
That chimes wearying. Maybe more naps? I like to sleep a lot so I have vigour to sleep more, and they say you should do what you desire … 8) Snake
Sigh…I have the heart but I just dont have the appendages. Perhaps take over yoga? 9) Parrot
Polly crave a cracker? Yes, I do, but I want it to be gluten-free and organic because Im feeling a little too fluffy and suffering increased digestive distress. I likewise want to learn a new speech so these people dont just knowing that Im reading. I need to diversify…spread my offstages and hover! 10) Pig
Its like Im auditioning for Hoarders or something. Likewise, perhaps branch out a bit more away from the market, gobbling rib beef, etc. Maybe get a talk display. If that tramp Miss Piggy can do it, why cant I? Where is my frog ruler ?!? 11) Cat
( Could not be reached for direct observation. Communicated a verse three days later that said they resolved to quit wasting their age on stupid questions about change when they were obviously already perfect .)
Good luck in 2016!