They all are so excited about the fact that theyve a) gotten 6 ray and b) gotten Bagel out of the house. Makes be real, her RBF was really accentuating parties out. I would like to say, any escapade without Prosper is one too many and you will be missed.
Asaf goes to talk to Gio and is like you are a nice person, NOT! and tells him that he actually offended some people and should I defend. Asaf is like, kinda making sense. Wow, ten occurrences should certainly changed you. Its like I dont even know you anymore!
Asaf is like just when Im detecting down, I look at Tyler, which in fact constructed me laugh. Perhaps Tyler is more relevant than I envisaged. Maybe hes precisely the giant joke of the house.
Gio comes to talk to Kaylen and is behaving like a normal person, with like 2 sees and trash. Hes like we had a lot of good times within those, what, three weeks “were in” friendly? He tells her that he would rather be friends than adversaries. And his steering mentor learnt him to channel all his feeling into plays because the lacrosse girlfriends werent so worried about him, and there is now agreement in girl world.
GIO : Im so mature
ALSO GIO: HEY WHO WANTS TO FUCKING RAP BATTLE ???
The team decides to relied the smartest party in the house, Tori, the same girlfriend who made Asaf lick her ass, with the strategy. She flogs out some return loops-the-loops, simulates they are parallels and withholds that Kaylen and Asaf must be a match.
Franny and Asaf are about to protest and Johns like seem, precisely because you like each other doesnt mean youre a competition !!! Wow, simmer down there Piggly Wiggly. Why dont you go out back and think of all the things that mollify you downlike beef jerky, the confederate flag and girls with phony tits and daddy concerns?
Hes like Julia left me when she found out I wasnt her competitor !!! Well see, there are a few stuffs incorrect with this statement. She didnt leave you because you were never together, and if she did, it was because she uh, didnt looks just like you. Hey, dont hit the messenger friend!
This game is really simple because MTV is sick of consuming vigour on this shit. Its mostly video games of pegs.
The girlfriends descent a ball into the slot with a people appoint and then they can go on a date with that person. They involve two projectiles in one slit to acquire. Please dont try that at home.
Julia wins a date with Cam and Nicegirl Nicole triumphs one with John.
Victoria starts exclaiming because she has a lot of moods, okay ?! Stephens like John and Victoria are a pair because they both suction! You and Julia would know.
Kaylen is talking to Asaf about how he can be her accord and Asaf is still caught up on this feelings mumbo jumbo.
Hes like I like Franny! and then Frannys like I dont believes in underwear and hes like “ACTUALLY I Enjoy YOU FRANNY.” Doesnt believe in underwear .* buns attentions, sips wine* whore.
MTV takes the group out mountain biking, which is weird because they just took them ocean biking last week. I think there is a reason MTV is doing extreme boasts rather than a dinner date and it was possible to because the camera is starting to add 10 pounds.
ME: I dont blame you and if youre worried about disapproval, sometimes a diet is the best defense.
Julia cant ride a motorcycle because apparently she was never 5 years old and Johns like, praying to divinity that she separates her forearm. Not a fan of Julia, but come on John, have some class.
Cam and Julia are talking about how they could be a competition but like arent sureaka the whole proposition of this whole demo. Theyre like devouring grapes and giggling, while Nicole is developing the quickest flee street in her mind.
Johns hurling a outburst and has become a dick about literally everything. A fucking squirrel could run by and hed is just like FUCK THAT SQUIRELL! With its stupid seeds and shit! I hope that squirrel cracks a little fucking leg.
NICEGIRL NICOLE : I wish we could all only roast a patty from rainbows and
JOHN : Shut your fucking mouth
Johns like and then continues to complain. Frankly, Im like room very disappointed in John. I had so much sect that you werent so suck. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU !!!
Nicegirl Nicole foliages and disintegrates Cam/ Julias date.
Nicole disintegrating Julia and Cam’s date is all of us #AYTOFinale
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Of course, instead of consoling her friend, Julias like Im going to make this whole concept about me! and goes to talk to John. Shes like hey John and hes like I hate you.
She comes to extend and olive branch and hes like, Shes announcing now, and Johns like
THE FINAL TRUTH BOOTH
Everyone has been voting for Julia and Cam because it doesnt take a genius to figure out that Nicegirl and John are like, the least compatible parties in the fucking world-wide. Julia and Cam get picked for the truth booth.
And wouldnt you know itTHEY ARE A PERFECT MATCH!
Everyone is joyous, except Victoria, of course. What would happiness be without Victoria fucking detesting it?
They are talking about how Vic and John are likely a accord and Victoria was like I asked for someone smart. Okay, amusing but low blow. John is then like yeah I asked for someone skinny. OKAY, still kinda entertaining, but like super low blow.
Victoria is crying and Johns like what? What did I do? Learn THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DONT THINK YOURE SMART. John lastly comes to his senses and is like and by rationalize, he signifies tell Victoria that shes red-hot. Tomato, tomatoe.
Victoria desires congratulates so shes like omg youre forgiven !! and they connect over the facts of the case that they get give full play to Cam and Julia and that they both hate everyone/ everything. When is the wed?
Everyone is going crazy and dancing because in a few daytimes theyll be free of this shit gap. John and Victoria start aggressively making out and like, everybody is vouch for me when I speak I CALLED THAT.
THE FINAL MATCHUP CEREMONY
Its here. The minute weve been waiting for. The period where we see if these losers are like, actual losers or only fucking useless.
Morgan is up firstly and is garmented in a suit, like the Lego James Bond that he is. He, of course, picks Tori.
Johns up next and apologizes to Nicegirl Nicole, for like , not being NiceBoy John. He picks Victoria, obviously.
Tyler selects Camille, because they both are humorous. Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Asaf is next. Asaf is wonderingshould he pick with his nerve/ dick or programme? Asaf is like the house is playing math with fingers and they could oblige mistakes! Um, how many thumbs do you guys have? Are there really that many mistakes to clear?
ASAF : I like math because its the same in every country.
DAMIEN: Thats deep.
Everyone is like
EVERYONE : But Fez/ Asaf, follow the strategy!
ASAF/ FEZ: Good day sir
ASAF/ FEZ : I suggested good day!
He collects Kaylen because hes a team player. Thats a amusing course of saying separated AF and desperate to acquire money.
Stephen collects Nicegirl Nicole, who is like oh good golly gosh! This is so exciting! They both are like. Well not with that attitude.
This leaves Franny and Gio, the two morons that could. I receive real potential for you both.
Now, the stress happens. Franny compares waiting for the beams to waiting for the results of a pregnancy measure, and its like a) so this is clearly not your first rodeo with that and b) Im disappearing say youre fucking incorrect for 5,000, Alex.
Maybe if you wore some underwear you wouldnt have that ordeal. Just sayin.
They get back up to 6 beams. Then 7. Then 8. Holy shit, they are only need one more and THEY GET IT!
THE WIN! THEY ARENT FULL FLEDGED LOSERS, JUST MODERATE ONES! WOW PRAISE BE.
Well, thats it. Another fucking moronic season of has come and gone. I feel like I should be playing Graduation( Friends Forever) right now. Congrats to the cast who really proved to have a little more IQ objects than we demonstrated them ascribe for and “ve managed” sustain through a whole season of knowingly being cyberbullied by me every Tuesday.
Dont spend all your fund in one plaza( unless its a barber, then John, by all means, blow some money there) and hopefully youve enjoyed being shit-talked as much as I enjoyed shit-talking. Doubtful, but I dont genuinely care about your love so whatevs. PEACE BITCHES.
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