I love clothes.In fact, I own so many that they dont fit in my walk-in closet, dresser and other areas that Ive attempted to stash them.But Ive got a bone to pick with designers.
Why are so many robes unwearable? Why must I feel like Im resolving a question every morning when I get dressed?
To showcase my thwartings Ive compiled a schedule of six stuffs that genuinely frustrate me with modern womens garment, and Im sure a few of you can relate.
1. Is there ordinary shirt fabric around?
Why is every single shirt see-through? I mean, I want to wear a nice, flowing shirt, but 99 percent of the cases that represents everyone can see my bra through it. And if you can see my bra, then I for certain cant go braless.
So, that represents I have to wear something under it like a tank crest. Which then intends the flowthat I so greatly wanted in the shirt is no longer there.
That neat flowy top is now grasping to this container crest and it detects nasty, and tight and is building odd ruffles. Its exactly the worst. I intend robing firms know we have to wear bras, right?
2. Whats With All The Inconveniently Placed Cut-Outs?
Seriously , they know we have to wear bras, right?
I cant identify the number of robes I want to buy, or have acquired, that you cant wear a bra with. For speciman, open back outfits and shirts. Now were doing this new event where we have cuts outs everywhere on our shirts and outfits. How am I supposed to wear this?
OK, I can go braless or use petals to cover up( as long as the material isnt see through, assure problem 1 ), but what about us girls who need a little additional from our bras? A little additional pillow, a little additional support?
Nope, apparently were just supposed to go braless and make our 70 s disco titties do their thing.
3. Am I Morphing Sizes?
Why are sizes always different based on the designer? I necessitate Im generally a width three, but sometimes a three is WAY too small, so I have to buy a five. Sometimes, a three is way too big and I have to grab a one and even, on rare reason, a zero.
Which is fine, I dont care what size I have to purchase, but trying circumstances on is such a hurting. I have to take three sizes of the same item of clothing into the dressing room because I never know which will fit.
And, when youve grown up employing this sizing organization and you go somewhere and they want to know if youre a 24 or a 27 youre mostly in your own, personal shop, hell.
Im sorry, what? I dont know the answer to that interrogate, because again, I cant even tell you what my real size is.
Its not only a guy trouble. I dont know how many shirts Ive acquired because they were long and I wasnt going to have to worry about them razzing up while I was at work.
But then I showered and dried them and BAM, I now own crop tops Ill never wear.
Again, I dont want to wear a shirt under it. This isnt 2002, that examine is greater in style. And besides, I live somewhere where summer is practically 365 eras a year, so Id like to not wear multiple layers every day.
5. People Are Different
Imagine that. I mean, Im jolly short, but others are pretty tall. So, you are familiar, we get this lovely problem where all of my pants are dragging 6-inches on the sand, buttall girlfriends have to either cuff their throbs or danger looking foolish in avalanches.
And then theres the booty. Ive been sanctified with a pretty round rump, which necessitates low-grade rise jeans barely fit over it and high-waisted shorts mostly let the bottom half of my caboose to hang out.
Also, because I have a longer torso, dont even come near me with a romper. I look like Im wearing a diaper and gives be real, that thing is travelling up where it doesnt belong and not looking too great.
6. TheSkinny Jean Dance
Forget about the bending and snap, its more like the bend and squatting. You know, that move you have to do when you put on a duo of newly rinsed and dehydrated skinny jeans. Theyve stiffened right back up when you are spend all that time ending them in and now you have to start over.
Give them an hour or two and youll tone okay in them again, but first thing in the morning, clambering into clean skinny jeans, youre going to become a circus contortionist with the weird posts youll have to put yourself in.
Designers, please help us girls out and start making robes that are actually wearable.It cant be that hard to stick to standard measurements and create a produce that isnt see-through. Help a girl out, would you?
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